A Gin Born of Lockdown Legends
Once upon a time (not so long ago), in a land near and dear, a mighty lockdown swept across the kingdom. Streets grew quiet. Spirits ran low. And, worst of all, no alcohol was to be sold. The magic of the land… vanished.
But not for long.
Out of this bittersweet silence came a rebellion. A pot still was summoned. Whispers echoed from within. And then—poof!—a shimmering liquid miracle was born.
A glittering, sparkling, clinquant collection of fantasy-infused, pot-distilled potions. Crafted with curiosity. Bottled with joy. Sealed with a screw cap to keep the magic alive.
Inside each bottle, you’ll find more than just gin. You’ll find unicorn dreams, mermaid tail flicks, pixie giggles, and a splash of sparkle. This is not just a drink – it’s a bottled fairy tale for grown-ups who refuse to stop believing.
We’re on a mission to spread joy, whimsy, and full-on fairytale vibes across Mzansi. Whether it’s one bottle, a sample pack, or a glittery stash fit for a storybook soirée, we want to see this gin sparkling in homes from coast to countryside.
Fantasy. Flavour. Full-on fabulous.
Each Bitchin’ bottle is brewed for the bold. Expect bursts of botanicals, hints of mischief, and a shimmer that refuses to be ignored. This is craft gin with personality. And then some.
Ready to sip something clinquant?
This sparkling fairy tale is for over-18s only. Please drink responsibly, and check out our Terms & Conditions of Alcohol Sale before you checkout.
